Gonna Be A Bear!

This was read at a ladies luncheon I attended last week. I'm unsure of the author but she TOTALLY captured how I feel :)

"In this life, I'm a woman.

If I believed in reincarnation, I'd want to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing, but sleep for six months...

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid...

I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs...

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too...

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!"

-unknown author-

Read at Ladies Luncheon (Life Action Revival, Summit)